i have nothing to do...

this is from bored.com... thanks for making my afternoon happy! haha...

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.

guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??

guy: Where have you been all my life
girl: Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?

Guy: I would die for you...
Girl: Prove it

guy: I'm all you've got cutie
girl: then I must not have alot

guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

guy: So what do you do for a living?
girl: Female impersonator.

guy: Is this seat empty?
girl: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.


guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
girl: It's in the phone book.
guy: But I don't know your name.
girl: That's in the phone book too.

guy: What sign were you born under?
girl: No Parking.

guy: I know how to please a woman.
girl: Then please leave me alone.

guy: Haven't we met before?
girl: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

guy: I want to give myself to you.
girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

guy: I can tell that you want me.
girl: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave.

guy: Hey, baby, What's your sign?
girl: Stop.

guy: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
girl: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

guy: May I see you pretty soon?
girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

guy: Your body is like a temple.
girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

guy: I'd go through anything for you.
girl: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
girl: Yes, but would you stay there?

guy: Your place or mine?
girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.


After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

guy: Would you like to dance?
girl: Not with you.
guy: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

guy: Does beauty run in your family?
girl: It obviously doesn't in yours!

guy: What's your name sexy?
girl: Taken!

guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
girl: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

guy: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
girl: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!


guy: Can I buy you a drink?
girl: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

guy: You look like a dream.
girl: Go back to sleep.

guy: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
girl: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

guy: I can see forever in your eyes.
girl: But all I can see is never in yours.

guy: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
girl: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

again, thanks to bored.com